Ever Dream of:
- Poping a Moon Princess?
- Getting vapid with a Vulcan?
- Porking Princess Leia?
- Fondling a Frengi?
Well now you can! or something fairly close to that anyway.
In beautiful and exciting Southern Nevada recently opened the Alien Cathouse. The man designing the sci-fi bordello, of course, is Moonlight Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof. He’s also converting the nearby bar, gas station, and convenience store into an Area 51-themed Alien Travel Center. He’s getting help from his “chief alien design queen,” Heidi Fleiss – aptly named “Hollywood Madam”.
They do not yet have the “Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon 5″ but they may be in contract negations.
Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state, known as Disney Land for Adults (and Geeks). Area 51 themed, employees of Alien Cathouse will be dressed in “alien costumes” available at the Travel Center.
Makes one glad be alive…