A dragon is a legendary creature, typically with serpentine or reptilian traits, that features in the myths of many cultures. There are two distinct cultural traditions of dragons: the European dragon, derived from European folk traditions and which is ultimately related to Greek and Middle Eastern mythologies, and the Chinese dragon, with counterparts in Japan, Korea and other East Asian countries.
The two traditions may have evolved separately, but have influenced each to a certain extent, particularly with the cross-cultural contact of recent centuries.
Black Dragon T-Shirt 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt Pre-Shrunk. Black – This high quality T-shirt is hand dyed and printed in the United States. This is not an iron-on decal that will crack and flake off. The ink is deeply embedded in the fibers which guarantees a long lasting print design and extraordinary comfort.
Actual Amazon Reviews
O. de Frias “realmadrid2727″
This is, without a doubt, the best black shirt with an angry monochrome dragon perched on two natural pillars on a cliff that I have ever seen. I know that when I get married, this is the undershirt I’ll wear. The amount of awesome displayed on your chest canvas while wearing this shirt, obviously a shirt given to man by Zeus himself, is currently impossible to calculate using our current mathematical constructs. We actually need to devise a new form of mathematics which we should call Wurm Theory in order to parse the data.
I’m going to explain to you what it’s like wearing this shirt. Each separate occasion merits a new stage of awesomeness being unlocked.
First wearing – You hear Sean Connery’s voice command you to be the greatest. Whether you want to or not, while this shirt is on your back you will comply.
Second wearing – The best theme song of all time is instantly created for you and sung by the dragon on your shirt which, contrary to what you would assume, has an awe-inspiring singing voice.
Third wearing – You ascend to a higher level of consciousness.
Fourth wearing – The “what came first, the chicken or the egg” riddle is conclusively solved.
Fifth wearing – Zeus reveals his master plan and the meaning of life.
Sixth wearing – You get like, $0.20 off all your Starbucks purchases, and some places even let you take the cup you used the day before and knock an additional $0.05 if you use that.
PROS: Dragon on your shirt, Sean Connery finally gets some steady work again
CONS: Some of the independently-owned Starbucks don’t let you do the used cup thing.
B. D. Plunkett (Tupelo, MS) Almost Awesome
See, that’s a pretty cool dragon on the shirt made even more bad by the fact that it’s all in monochromatic styling. Plus the way it has it’s arms (or whatever you call a dragon’s appendages) up like it’s just about to spring on you…I’m literally almost scared. But then I notice there is no fire coming from its mouth and I start to wonder…why is he not burning my eyebrows off? Does he have a sore throat, maybe some bronchitis or something that’s keeping him from turning the snow on to vapor? Because, if that’s the case, then I’ll have plenty of time to take out my bow and arrow and pierce his heart. For I’ll have no fire to fear!
Screagler (St. Louis, Mo) More t-shirts mom!
So me and my friend Ogledorf of Winchester were waiting for the arrival of our party one day. We were planning on hitting some dungeons and we needed Darius, our level 80 thief and his level 12 cloud monster. There were admittedly a lot of traps we couldn’t have passed through without his dexterity rolls. Anyway… my big brother finally got off the computer, spit on ogledorf, punched me in the face and broke my glasses, then questioned our sexuality. We were just like, “whatever” and started surfing for something to prove we favored girls. What we needed, was a hand-dyed, screenprinted shirt. Environmentally safe, water based inks are a plus because it is a bragging point in our LARP world to be eco friendly. I was thinking some sort of mythological creature like a minotaur or some griffins with spear riders. Anyway, this dragon shirt popped up and we were like, “aw for reals” and after an awkward side hug, we purchased two. Ogledorf passed his inhaler to me as we waited for our heart rates to drop. My brother signed for the box the next day and opened it with his hunting knife. He said if it was something stupid, he was going to set it on fire. Anyway, it took us a little while to put the fire out (he used a lot of gasoline.) The shirts were still in tact though. This dragon is NASTY. I imagine it’s the last view the great knight azdan saw before he drew his great broadsword and battled the dark creature with all his might. Now I know what it feels like to be tough, as long as this shirt is on, I can see people pointing at it and whispering everywhere I go. I hear laughter as I pass, no doubt laughs of relief that their lives were spared. Buy this shirt! Then join my LARP crew in Butlovia.